mishasminions:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

• be in a shampoo commercial

• start a boy band:

• spot some choice booty:

• break into song:

• see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

• attend a metal show:

• listen to some sick jams:

• discover zombieism:

• sample some tasty snacks:

• watch someone get burned bad:

• find something you really like:

• find something you really, really like:

• find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

• and wonder if you left the stove on:

THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

notcallum:

imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together

gloomgaze:

growing up means perpetually bemoaning younger versions of yourself like some kind of neverending babushka doll of self-hate

jewsquats:

squats-socks-shamrocks:

To anyone that hasn’t had their first kiss yet, or has never been asked out on a date, or asked anyone on a date, or hasn’t had a significant other yet: please don’t worry about reaching an age and not checking these things off. There’s nothing wrong with being 20 and not having been kissed. There’s nothing wrong with starting college never having had a boyfriend/girlfriend/romantic partner. You aren’t weird or an outcast because you haven’t been on a date by a socially constructed time frame.

This is so important

starfuhl:

cummied:

flailing-blogger:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“ 

this is such a good post because asking ppl if you can be friends can make them feel so uncomfortable but if you approach them like this its SO EASY to start a conversation and let a friendship develop naturally

hey yes anyone just hit me up anytime I will gossip and give advice and be totally supportive and non judgmental just sayin